Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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