Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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