There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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