More tranny stories later!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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