Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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