quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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