Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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