This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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