Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Vodka?
Forever.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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