my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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