I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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