What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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