nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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