New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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