Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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