i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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