Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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