ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
What a dumb baby whore.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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