it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm both gender and math confused
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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