Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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