I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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