Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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