AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
