"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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