Can i not drive my cunt home
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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