Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
