he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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