Is it normal to miss your booty call?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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