he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My cat gives me a boner
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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