The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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