don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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