i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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