i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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