Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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