Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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