YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize
