We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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