I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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