bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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