You just made me feel so damn special
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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