just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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