Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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