He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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