Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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