At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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