I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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