butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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