i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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