This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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