talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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