I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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