Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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